
Dir. Gore Verbinski, starring Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Keira Knightly, Orlando Bloom, Bill Nighy, Stellan Skarsgard, Naomie Harris…
Having missed the middle episode of this frothy saga I was looking forward to being thrust back into the dominion of the Pirate Code and more precisely, the chance to revel in the camp swaggering of Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow. Unfortunately, the third and supposedly last installment of this trilogy is disappointing, failing as it does to please even die hard fans due to its overwrought scripting and epic running time.
The first film set a high standard, hitting on a satisfying formula of drama, comedy and swashbuckling, becoming a deserving hit in the process. While The Curse of the Black Pearl played up the theatre of piracy – due mostly to the skills of Depp – it never lost out to fantasy, keeping the action within a recognisable world despite various members of the undead floating around. It is this that is one of the major problems with At Worlds End. The plethora of monsters, squid-headed evil-doers, sea goddesses and the like all serve as a distraction from the familiar faces from the previous installments. If anything, the film suffers from too many characters and not enough character development.
Captain Sparrow is marginalised and repetitive, and at times Depp seems to be just going through the motions, relying on the surface charm of his creation. In fact for the first 35 minutes of the film Sparrow is nowhere to be found as Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush), Elizabeth (Keira Knightly) and Will (Orlando Bloom) journey to retrieve him from Davy Jones Locker – apparently a form of pirate purgatory. Since Depp is the main drawcard of the franchise it seems foolish to keep him absent for such a large chunk of the movie. His absence is particularly notable since those characters that we are forced to accompany during this time (with the exception of Rush’s Barbossa) are so dull and wooden as to make you wish they had been drowned at sea or died of rabies from a monkey bite somewhere earlier in the adventure.
This is a film with no clear idea of what it wants to be – at times reaching for a mix of high melodrama, comedy and action only to be unceremoniously dumped back into a mish mash of unintelligible narrative twists and pratfalls. It is an exhausting feat trying to keep track of the many characters, constant back stabbings and changes of allegiance that form the majority of the story in expectation of the final payoff, which incidentally isn’t worth the effort. There are so many threads to follow it is nearly impossible to sit back and let the film make you forget about the running time of nearly 3 hours.
At World’s End is overproduced and unnecessarily packs the film to breaking point with famous faces, in-jokes and various unrelated flights of fancy in an attempt to outdo the last installment in every way. Perhaps too much money and too many recognisable actors all vying for screen time goes some way to explaining the lack of focus and corny out of place scenes, such as those showing Sparrow hallucinating multiples of himself while captive in Davy Jones’ Locker.
While the film looks the part, its glossy blockbuster sheen is tarnished by the excessive use of special effects which end up looking somewhat cartoonish and go on for far too long – contributing to the prolonged running time.
The final battle is relentlessly stupid and uninspiring, particularly for a film which has spent two hours leading up to this final stand, as pirates of the world unite to save themselves from extinction. Not only are we expected to believe that one pirate ship can defeat the entire British navy (while all the other pirate ships stand by to cheer) we are also treated – mid-fight - to the release of a sea goddess (Naomie Harris) from her human bonds. This appears to have no lasting impact except for the welcome separation of two of the most vapid and serially dull lovers ever to cross the screen – Will and Elizabeth.
By the end of this film you will be hoping that Keith Richards (in a highly publicised but ultimately dull cameo) as the Keeper of the Pirate Code will uncover a rule banning the further production of Pirates of the Caribbean movies. After listening to an audience laugh in all the wrong places and noting more than a few people squeezing out for toilet breaks, my recommendation is to wait for DVD or simply sail past this forgettable blockbuster.